I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
i need some magic done to my vagina
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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