I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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