I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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