I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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