i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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