Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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