Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
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Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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