yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Randomize
