school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
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Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
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So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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