I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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