drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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