you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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