the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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