i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
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