Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
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Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
i out mim tonsoeep
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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