I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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