Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
