Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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