Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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