I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
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Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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