I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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