I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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