so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
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The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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