What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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