It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
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