don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
handjob tips. give me some.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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