Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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