watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
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I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
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