The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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