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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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