Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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