Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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