Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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