oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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