guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
