Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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