Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
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You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?