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• (775): View more from Nevada

  just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.

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• (631): View more from New York

  we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube

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  my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..

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  i'll start checking the bushes on campus.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?

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  our generation is not ready to get married

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose

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• (619): View more from California

  The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.

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