watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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