Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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