Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf