I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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