i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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