there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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