Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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