Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Randomize
