Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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