Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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