You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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