Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
She's the barista slut.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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