all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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