I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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