If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
we should paint friendship bongs
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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