i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
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you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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