so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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