Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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