Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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