I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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