The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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