grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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