Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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