You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
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Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
ttyl tear gas
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
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In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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