I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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