If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
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she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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